Mriver & T.Whid Art Associates proudly present:
The Direct to Your Home Art Projects!
- Are the exorbitant monthly costs of maintaining your pig's blood bust in frozen storage becoming a burden?
- Is enjoying your favorite sit-com difficult with an eviscerated cow carcass looming over your shoulder?
- Is vacuuming your living room pure hell since you've installed that new scatter piece?
We at Mriver and Twhid want to ease your pain with our new line of Direct to Your Home Art Projects. All you need to do is follow the easy to install instructions found below, then send us documentation of your results. Upon receiving your documentation we will send you an official signed and numbered* Certificate of Authenticity. It's simple and better yet, it's FREE.
Direct to Your Home Art Projects #3 (January)
1. Using a #2 pencil, on a 8 1/2 x 11 in. piece of white typing paper write "Annie Oakley Trick Shot".
2. Fashion the paper into your favorite paper airplane design.
3. Standing 8-10 ft. from the closest window, throw the airplane out the window.
CAUTION:
DON'T FORGET TO DOCUMENT YOUR SCULPTURE BEFORE YOU THROW IT OUT THE WINDOW!
Documentation may be in hard or digital form. Please include name, address, and label your documentation Project #3 Jan. 1998.
Send hard copy documentation to:
M.River&T.Whid
Direct to Your Home Art Projects
39 Ainslie 2L
Brooklyn, New York 11211
Send digital documentation to:
twhid@spacelab.net
*We will accept documentation for each project only during the month we post the instructions for that project. Thus each project becomes a limited edition, the edition limited by all documentation received in the month.
PROJECT UPDATE!
The Direct to Your Home Art Projects have enjoyed enormous popularity since it's inception in November of 1997. The first month the Art Project received 1 piece of documentation, and in December the Art Project received 2 documentations, both from San Francisco. We hope to keep up this exciting response rate by supplying only the best Art Projects for your home, office or cubicle. Thanks to everyone and Happy New Year.
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