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My Personal Hatred
Item #1434614536
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Currently $51.00
 (reserve met)
First bid $0.25
Quantity 1 # of bids 31 bid history
Time left 2 days, 21 hours + Location Salem, NH
Country/Region USA/Boston
Started May-28-01 21:58:01 PDT envelope mail this auction to a friend
Ends Jun-04-01 21:58:01 PDT watch this item watch this item
Seller (Rating) stop_flux (0) mask
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High bid emkayusa (1)
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Highest Bidder recieves the utmost of contempt from the seller. From the date of its reception, I will require your name and address. From the time I recieve this information, I will consider you with disgust, hate, and malice. I will not assist you in any way, shape, or form. I will consider you with bitterness and resentment. When I am faced with the acceptance of any failure in my life- be it in my career or my personal life, I will consider you to blame. It will be a safe, comfortable hatred from a distance, the kind of hatred that has no physical manifestation. From this, you may live in safety without fear of danger coming to you through this purchase. My hatred will not be the result of religion, color, race, or gender, nor will it stem from disabilities. It will grow out of the essence of your being. It will rise from the day you were born. [Include your birthday and I will place a black box over the date when it appears in calendars.] It will be aimed at your core, at the essence of who you are as a person. You will exist solely as a name on which I may transfer my own inability to accept failure and disappointment. You will become a myth, a legend, a kind of devil on which I may blame all that is wrong with the world. In a sense, you may consider this purchase the purchase of blame for my fate and therefore you become fate itself for just one human being, which one does not very often get to do these days. There will not be any flaming excrement on your door, or death threats, or scary emails or late night phone calls. Instead, you will recieve my hatred in the form of forced apathy. I will deliberately assail the thought of your existence in my mind as if it is a lie, but I will know it is true. Shipping charges negligible. Zeppelins are a dirigible.
On Jun-01-01 at 23:24:01 PDT, seller added the following information:

Many people have asked me: How will I know that I recieved your hatred? How can you prove that it is now mine? I have struggled with the answer, and have come up with a solution. Your bid is now for a piece of paper with a representation of my hatred. It will not be the hatred itself, but by bidding you are bidding on the certification of my hate as well as the hate itself- and by bidding, you agree that the representation of my hate will serve as a binding transfer of goods. My hate looks like this:

Many have also asked; "Is my hate transferable to another person?" The answer is, yes, provided that they are willing recipients. If they are not willing recipients, you may consider giving them your own hatred, and using mine as a replacement. Finally, I am accepting serious offers only. I intend to complete any sales that transpire via ebay and will hold the highest bidder to thier price. Please do not bid if you do not intend to purchase my hatred.
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